Bumper Stickers

CAUTION I Brake For Hookers
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I drive like this to piss you off!
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Life is like a straw it sucks.
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Take me drunk I' m home.
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Even Though This Is a STUPID STICKER you’re Squinting to Read It Even Though This Is a STUPID STICKE
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Unless you’re A Hemorrhoid, STAY OFF MY ASS!
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Doctors say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that.
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The good thing about small cars is that you can fit twice as many into a traffic jam.
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We are the people our parents warned us about.
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So many cats.... So little time.
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Pol-I-Tics poli meaning many, ticks meaning small blood sucking parasites.
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If you can read this I have lost my caravan.
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If you write "WASH ME" on my truck, I'll carve "RECESSITATE ME" on your chest!!!
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Fat people are hard to kidnap.
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UNMARKED POLICE CAR
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Be nice society already sucks.
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A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
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I may be slow but I'm in front of you.
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D.A.M.M.- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
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Laugh and the world laughs with you cry and the world laughs at you.
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If life hands you a lemon, stuff your bra with it.
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How's my driving? Dial 1-800-YOU-SUCK
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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
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Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu??
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Where there's a will there's a BEER!
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I was an atheist until I realized I was GOD.
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What part of http://www.getalife.com do you not understand?
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If it isn't broken...fix it until it is!
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70 to 30 In 5 Seconds
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I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
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Kids in the backseat cause accidents.... accidents in the backseat cause kids.
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DANGER: I drive like you do!
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You have been a naughty boy, go to my room!
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God made Adam and Eve NOT Adam and Steve.
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Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder.
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Ditch the Bitch
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Eat My Dust
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Everyone Knows a Dave!!!!
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Ginger Ninja
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Get In, Sit Down
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If I Wanted to Listen
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I love SUSHI funny sticker
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Im Only Speeding
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My Brakes are Good
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Not a Great Car
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Nutter Inside
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Speed Bump, Be Patient Im Lowered
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The Closer You Get
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Mafia
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I've lost my phone number - can I have yours?
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Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students.
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Condoms are easier to change than diapers!
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It took 40 years to make me look this good.
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Vegetarian: Indian word for BAD HUNTER!
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If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough. (Front Bumper)
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More people I meet, more I like my dog....
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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I may be fat, but you're ugly - at least I can diet.
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Who Needs DRUGS? No Seriously, I Have Drugs
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Rehab is for quitters.
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If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you are doing it the WRONG WAY!!
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Why can't women learn to put the toilet seat back up?
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I pretend to work they pretend to pay me!
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Don't Drink and Drive!
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If you think the car is dirty you should spend a night with the driver!
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Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
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Well Driven
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I got this car for my wife...not a bad trade.
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I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?
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I have a drinking problem - I can't afford it.
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I have a nice body. It's in my trunk.
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7 days without Jesus makes one weak
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home
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I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
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IM NOT A STALKER
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
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Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
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Warning! Driver Only Carries $20.00 In AmmunitionWarning! Driver Only Carries $20.00 In Ammunition
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Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
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Please DON'T HIT ME I'm Not 100% About My Coverage
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Grow Your Own Dope Plant A Man
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Don’t Drink & Drive You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Some
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Get In, Sit Down, Shut Up & Hold On
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I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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FedSex When You Absolutely Need To Get It Over Night
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Built on Benefits Funny Vinyl Sticker
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Bud Wei Ser
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LOST YOUR CAT? Try Looking Under My Tyres
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Don’t Drink & Park Accidents Cause People
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Are you following Jesus this close?
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Men are proof that women have a sense of humour.
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I wish I were a glow worm a glow worm is never glum, because how could you be unhappy when the sun s
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Your village called, their idiot is missing.
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Honk if you love boy bands - then drive into a tree.
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Nuttier than a squirrel turd
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Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
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I'm a nice guy. My car is evil.
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I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to work.
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I'm looking for the right pedestrian to run over.
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If It’s To Loud Then You’re Too Old
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My Other Car Is Out Of Gas
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A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.
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If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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You have the right to remain silent....Anything you say will be misquoted, and then used against you
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Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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Hang up and drive.
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Don’t Worry What People Think They Don’t Do IT Very Often
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I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
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If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
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They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.
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You’re lucky number is 32345543423225. Watch for it everywhere.
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Look out! Behind you!
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Live long enough to be a problem to your kids.
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Save a tree, eat a beaver.
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Horn Broke. Watch For Finger.
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My karma ran over your dogma.
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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
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My Other Ride Is Your Mom
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JESUS LOVES YOU Everyone Else Thinks You’re An Asshole
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Jesus Is Coming Look Busy
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I Am Not an Alcoholic I’m A Drunk Alcoholics Go to Meetings
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I’m Busy, Your Ugly, Have A Nice Day
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WIFE AND DOG MISSING REWARD FOR DOG
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Guns Don’t Kill People Drivers With Cell Phones Do
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Gun Control Means Using Both Hands
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Work Harder Millions On Welfare Depend On You
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I Child Proofed My House But They Still Get In
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I love animals, they taste great.
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Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
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I Used Up All My Sick Days SO I CALLED IN DEAD
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He who laughs last thinks slowest!
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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I have PMS and a handgun. Any Questions??
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